January 2011
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Oh God!
Charlie told everyone about tumblr…
What do we do?!
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Men who use the word 'lush'
Get out.
(Unless you’re taking about vegetation)
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Kangaroos
My Dad reckons he’s seen wild kangaroos in the Peak District.
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SAVE OUR FUCKING FORESTS. →
They’re awesome.
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Justina
Hey, go here, click tag, type ‘female vocalist’ and save.
LAWL.
I think..
iianardo:
……everyone should just get used to the fact that everyone else that sits up on the internet can’t sleep either. So complaining about not being able to sleep is no longer a viable form of fishing for sympathy. If your body requires sleep it will sleep. End of.
Word.
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If I were coming into it now, I don’t think I’d be making music. I wanted to...
– John Darnielle (via hardlyart)
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noradrenaline asked: Awesome! It was a great evening ^__^ Have you got any more live performances lined up?
noradrenaline asked: Hi Dave! Am I right in thinking you were one of the acts at the Luminaire during Summer in the City 2010? Apologies if I'm entirely wrong, but I came across your Alaska video today and thought I recognised you from somewhere.
Amzi
Amzi
eu-phony asked: I love your music. I have so much respect for you as an artist; I wish I had that kind of talent. :)
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I'm gonna start a gym
Where all the machines are rigged up to an electricity generator. It will power itself and any extra energy can be sold back to the grid. The more you generate, the cheaper your membership. I’ll be filthy rich within a year.
Your move, world.
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Just thought...
It’s funny, all the millions of things that can happen all around the world when I’m just sat here listening to The Mountain Goats.
Well then...
This is my new favourite thing.
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I put it to you...
That the song ‘I Just Had Sex’ by The Lonely Island is not actually that funny, and even if it were hilarious it would not be worth listening to Akon ‘sing’.
thisisindigo asked: Are we going to be able to download/buy the song you just posted?
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That awkward moment when Michael Gove thinks the 5... →
catch42:
iseahorse:
musicfromblueskies:
Click through to hear his arguments get destroyed by some bloke on the side of the motorway.
I love how the caller is obviously angry but still manages to be totally coherent. when I’m annoyed about things that are obviously ridiculous I get flustered and red in the face and start saying things like “NO, JUST … NO.”
Gove comes across as a complete...
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That awkward moment when Michael Gove thinks the 5... →
Click through to hear his arguments get destroyed by some bloke on the side of the motorway.
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KINDER EGG DANGER!
Hahahaha! Read THIS.
Guns are cool, but don’t even think about taking a Kinder Egg into America!
I’m definitely taking one next time I go. I want to deconstruct it in front of the border patrol to find the illegal bit… If they say ‘You can’t take that in’, I’d smash it open and eat the chocolate, hold up the plastic case and say ‘Can I take this...
Oh fuck a duck.
I was tidying earlier, and when that happens everything I can’t find a place for ends up on my bed. Then I went downstairs (having not finished). Now I want to go to bed and there’s fucking stuff everywhere. So instead of doing something about it I’m moaning on tumblr. That’s what tumblr is for, right? Right?!
Might just sleep on the floor.
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This shouldn’t happen in this country, or anywhere else, but in a free society,...
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John Green, father of 9-year-old Tucson shooting victim Christina Taylor Green.
(via thedailywhat)
This is absolute BULLSHIT.
No country is either ‘free’ or ‘not free’. Everyone draws a line. America has one too, you’re not free to own fucking rocket launchers....
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soursips-deactivated20110405-de asked: Random question for you~ How many languages do you speak?
discotuna-deactivated20121203 asked: Ever considered going on tour? You might have already, I wouldn't know haha.
98 Year Old Woman's Letter To Her Bank
This is beautiful.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has...
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